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13.06.2025 03:11
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
GameStop Earnings Reveal Return to Profits. Why the Stock Is Dropping. - Barron's
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why can’t my wife just accept the fact that I’m going to cheat?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
So they tried
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Will you share your wife? Can she take both of us at the same time?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
How does growing up in chaos affect a child as they become an adult?
No way
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
How do I seduce my sister? (I am an Indian) I want to have sex with her.?
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
How does gut health affect mental well-being?
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.